Cat is happy and full

Food has been restocked and the impact has stopped. We're monitoring to confirm things stay stable before marking this resolved.

We're investigating a major incident. Impact is ongoing and we're working on a fix. Updates to follow.

The primary food server is back on the shelf (away from the edge) and treats are being served normally. No snacks were permanently lost. We've added a paw-guard to the rack and will review our "knock things off tables" incident playbook. Thanks for your patience, and sorry to every cat who had to yell at 6 a.m.

We've found the cause: a cat knocked the primary food server off the desk, and failover routed every request to the "on a diet" replica. We're restoring the primary and re-filling the cache (and the bowls).

We're receiving reports that the /treats endpoint is returning empty bowls. Several cats have escalated by sitting directly on keyboards. We're looking into it and will share more shortly.

If you are reading this, DM us and we will share more infos about how to achieve it!

all good

only degraded for now - we have identified and working on a fix

We are investigating issues affecting the hairball detectors (down) and laser pointer tracker (degraded performance). Our team is actively working to restore normal service.

The issue has been resolved. Server infrastructure has been restored and the API is now operational.

We are currently experiencing an API outage due to physical damage to server infrastructure. Our team is investigating and working to restore service.

The cat issue has been resolved. Mittens and her feline colleagues have been successfully relocated to a designated nap zone with fresh tuna and ample sunbeams. Servers are back under human management. Thanks for your paw-tience.

We're seeing reports that several cats have unionized and are now refusing to leave the keyboards. Our engineers are attempting negotiation via treats and laser pointers. Standby for purr-ogress updates.

Homeworks have been re-established.

After a fight with my Ralph, the cat, the homework for tomorrow has been destroyed.

The laser pointer tracking monitor successfully redirected feline attention away from household assets.

• Beam calibration: precise and irresistible.
• Engagement rate: 100%.
• Human operator fatigue: moderate.
• Cat satisfaction level: immeasurable.

After intense negotiation and several treats, peace has been restored. The cat is now asleep, purring innocently on the pile of destruction it created. Living room systems back to normal - with minor cosmetic degradation.

Containment measures deployed: closed doors, gentle “no!” statements, and one decoy toy mouse. The cat appears temporarily distracted, but risk of relapse remains high. All breakable items moved to higher ground (which, unfortunately, is also accessible).

Root cause confirmed: one (1) highly energized feline discovered on top of the shelf, eyes wide, tail flicking with malicious glee. Incident traces include claw marks on the couch and an overturned plant.

We’ve detected unusual activity in the living room - scattered cushions, mysterious thuds, and the sound of something fragile definitely not surviving. The team suspects the cat is involved. Further investigation underway.

The culprit got hungry and woke up. Systems are back. 🐈

System failed because someone fell asleep on the keyboard. 💤